Procedure to photograph playful blue mattress:
1. Say no thanks to the big scary man in front of the liquor store.
2. Say no thanks to the big scary man in the van.
3. Politely say hi to the big scary man standing next to the gate in the chain link fence.
4. Walk behind the liquor store and take picture quick before any of them follow you back there.
5. Leave as discreetly as possible.