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Hitchhiker - 04.18.05
submitter: Nancy Dumpling
location:Totterdown, Bristol, England
Most unpleasant...this one smelt really bad. Think a million cats had urinated on it.
category:Seen Worse
comments:30
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Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.26.05
I should probably point out that the comments below were nothing to do with me...there are clearly a number of catatonic mattress lovers out there.....

Dr Freud commented on 06.26.05
it's not schizophrenia I think Nancy Dumpling is suffering from 'Cat-atonia'

Heidi commented on 06.25.05
Iod coomne peeonit tooo byt i camt swim tyhat far. orr ttyp verrry well. i cach mice lik a fluffyy cuisinart tho.

Garfield commented on 06.25.05
you dont sound like a cat dr brothers

Dr. Brothers commented on 06.25.05
Schizophrenia should not be viewed lightly.

Slash commented on 06.25.05
You're right, Tiger. That's my pedigree name. What can you do? (sigh)

Tiger commented on 06.25.05
Hey, Ticklewhiskers Whitefoot, with a name like that I'm guessing you're no streetcat, my lover.

Ticklewhiskers Whitefoot commented on 06.25.05
ditto from Filwood Park. What a night that was. I even caught a mouse under that matt.

Pyewhackett commented on 06.25.05
I schlepped over from Ashton Gate speshly to anoint this matt. Boy did it smell RIPE!

Barton Hill Benji commented on 06.25.05
Hey, neither of those is a patch on Bar Latino! Me and 5 mates all marked this matt.

Bemmi commented on 06.25.05
I'm up Castro's most nights. The Blue Mountain's rubbish there days.

V P Maisie commented on 06.25.05
Het? Man you never could type. I'm fine. Haven't been up East Road way in a while. See you around.

Bemmi commented on 06.25.05
Het, Maisie, what's happenin' babe? (I gave this matt a seeing-to a while back - or a peeing-to!)

Victoria Park Maisie commented on 06.25.05
R U a ladycat like 3Lamps Lola? She wees on stuff.

Temple Meads Tom commented on 06.25.05
I'm a ladycat i dont wee on stuff.

Shakespeare Sammy commented on 06.25.05
Miaow to you too!

Temple Meads Tom commented on 06.25.05
Me? How?

Shakespeare Sammy commented on 06.25.05
Yeah like you never weed on this matt.

Temple Meads Tom commented on 06.25.05
Sammy your such a copycat.

Shakespeare Sammy commented on 06.25.05
Copy that.

Whisky (from Windmill Hill) commented on 06.25.05
Check.

Three-Lamps Lola commented on 06.25.05
I did it three times.

Buddy from Broomhill commented on 06.25.05
And me.

Totterdown Tom commented on 06.25.05
Yup, me too.

Six Dinner Ted commented on 06.25.05
Been there, done that!

The Real Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.25.05
Good work Mitzi!

Mitzi from Bedminster commented on 06.24.05
Yeah well I can't speek for Fritzi but I certainly peed on this one he he he.

Salinger commented on 05.09.05
either I hope

Nancy Dumpling commented on 05.09.05
What? Smell or urinate on it!?

wim commented on 05.05.05
and the one-armed shadow did not