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No 13 - 03.28.05
submitter: Vogon3
location:London
I can never think of anything to say anymore with shots like this
category:Sleepable
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wim commented on 02.25.11
I think vogon's line was better in a ruthmic way

Smart Set commented on 04.12.05
Then why not use "Smart Set's Rent-A-Description" service? For example, for just 99p you could have had: "Looks like these two bases have fallen for this matt!", or for just £2.99 you could have had: "I had just pulled over to blow my nose when I saw this beautiful off-white trio that I would certainly have missed had I not had a heavy cold!", or, for just £5.99, one of our top matt poets could have penned you something like this: "mattress, standing in the garden/wrought-iron prison gates/two bases leaning and leaning/no meaning, no meaning/who cares for you now?/who cares? who cares who cares?..."