I bet this mattress is thinking that those rolled up carpets look like taquitos or flautas. I know I am. MMMmmmmm carpet taquitos....
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Seen Worse
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wim commented on 01.26.08
spring is in the air
Sir William commented on 10.05.02
Yes, taquitos...full of HUMAN BODIES!!!! I think the mattress did it, and now he's playing stupid so as not to let on that he savagely stuffed his owners in the carpet rolls. That's why I always treat my bed with care and never bring any ladies home, so my mattress does not revolt against me.