| clean sweep - 12.20.06 |
| submitter: | robert kershaw |
| location: | west oakland, california |
| for all the aussies |
| category: | Tainted |
| comments: | 8 |
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| Chaf commented on 03.22.07 | | A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." |
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| robert k commented on 03.22.07 | | no worries mate. still begs the question about Steve's trousers. let's hope they're not his. |
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| Chaf commented on 03.22.07 | | One day a man found a Koala bear, he took the bear to the Police station, the Policeman told the man to take the koala to the zoo.
The next day the Policeman saw the man and said to him
"I thought I told you to take the Koala to the Zoo"
"I did", said the man "and today I am taking him to the movies! |
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| Smart Set commented on 03.22.07 | | Sorry, rk. Looked to me like an ordinary brown bear in a blue top. |
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| robert k commented on 03.22.07 | | the bear on the right is a koala and the shirt it's wearing is the australian flag. as for the other no confucious there, it's is a panda. |
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| Sleepeasy commented on 03.22.07 | | Are they Steve's trousers? |
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| Smart Set commented on 03.22.07 | | Are you confusing a panda with a koala, rk? There's a law against that. |
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| wim commented on 03.22.07 | | the bear is back, what is the australian connection? Steve!!? |
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