He: "hello miss, I have an ironing board. Do you have an iron?"
She: "No sir, but I do have a bed. Do you have a mattress?"
He : "Even more than one miss. But can we put your curious neighbour in the van?"
She : " It is not my curious neighbour. It is my husband."H
He : "Pardon me madam, I do have an ironing plank. Do you have a sister with an iron?"
She :"I have lots of sisters, but my curious man does not mind"
Curious man: "bug off you paperazzi, these are private mattress"