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Striper - 11.24.05
submitter: Chaf
location:Burlington, NC
I like the way it forms to the landscape.
category:Tainted
comments:4
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Chaf commented on 02.14.07
Lighten up wim. It's just a joke.

Nun the Wiser commented on 02.13.07
Nun too clever neither

wim commented on 02.13.07
standards are degrading, it becomes time to have new arrivals, I am fed up with nuns

Chaf commented on 02.13.07
So there are 4 nuns outside of a confessional. The first nun goes in side and says, "Father, I have sinned, for I have touched a mans privates." The priest told her to wash her hands with holy water. The second nun says, "Father, I am sorry, but I saw a mans privates" The priest tells her to flush her eyes with holy water. Then no one comes in for a while, and he looks outside. The 2 other nuns are fighting. He says, "Sisters, what is wrong?" One nun says to him, "I'm not gonna rinse my mouth with holy water if she's gonna sit in it.