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BAD POLE DANCER - 10.18.05
submitter: DIRTY STEVE
location:STRATHMORE, VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA.
NO GRIP IN THE WET?
category:Beside the Point
comments:16
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wim commented on 10.19.05
she sells fried patatoes (fritten) in a "fritkot" at the "kermis" (fair)

wim commented on 10.19.05
according to Van Daele, the Dutch dictionary a pole can be round or square, as long as it is intended to be driven into something

Nancy Dumpling commented on 10.19.05
What kind of woman....?!

Nancy Dumpling commented on 10.19.05
(I am thinking maybe you meant it was square as in boring now....if this is the case I apologise for my anal checking of said Oxford illustrated but as Google says GENERALLY rounded, I needed to for my own peace of mind)

Nancy Dumpling commented on 10.19.05
Seemingly the Oxford Illustrated Dictionary (it sounds childish but it is one hefty, useful volume I must say!) says it is a "long, slender rounded piece of metal or wood"

wim commented on 10.19.05
please Nancy, let us know

Nancy Dumpling commented on 10.19.05
In fact thinking about it - does a pole not need to be rounded full stop? Or can you have a square pole? I don't know. I am going to consult the dictionary now.

wim commented on 10.19.05
in our village we have a woman who pretends she can meke a square pole round.... after a while

Nancy Dumpling commented on 10.19.05
Can a pole be square in pole dancing terms? Could be quite painful, Wim!

wim commented on 10.19.05
it is a square pole

wim commented on 10.19.05
it is

Nancy Dumpling commented on 10.19.05
My fave name for a matt this week. Needs a bit of grippage as you say. Looks like it's got potential though. Maybe another day and the baby will be writhing.

psychobabble commented on 10.19.05
you must have a very stiff finger, DIRTY STEVE, what a series!

john commented on 10.19.05
mmm.interesting

DIRTY STEVE commented on 10.19.05
THANKS!

wim commented on 10.19.05
you are speeding me out Steve, I have ran out of reserve. Good luck upstairs