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fishy 
by wim ruttenfishy
"Not in the frige."

-Jaak Graaf van Stokkem
10.12.11

68985

move it to the back of the van 
by robert kershawmove it to the back of the van
"or plucking nose hairs"

-robert k
10.11.11

68984

royalty 
by robert kershawroyalty
"merci"

-robert k
10.11.11

68983

slug 
by robert kershawslug
"my comment was referring to slugs needing things dark and damp and here is a 'slug' in the bright open (high and dry). "

-robert k
10.11.11

68982

fishy 
by wim ruttenfishy
"you do not want to know where I keep my fish, Jaak"

-wim
10.11.11

68981

fishy 
by wim ruttenfishy
"Looks more like the vegie box in the frige."

-Jaak Graaf van Stokkem
10.11.11

68980

fishy 
by wim ruttenfishy
"thank you for a palindrome as submission, 25552, looks good, next palindrome on the counter will be 24642"

-wim
10.11.11

68979

daadiezzem 
by wim ruttendaadiezzem
"bobby brown goes down"

-wim
10.11.11

68978

dondon't sleep with strangers
"I spent a lot of time sleeping with strangers and being awake with people I know"

-wim
10.11.11

68977

slug 
by robert kershawslug
"I am on codeinephosphat, good stuff, primus inter pares, as the primus became prius ( unless I am mistaken) the pares became paes. But then I don't know enough about cars and roberts comment was incomprehensive to me. I would think low and wet, thinking of big nipples as you did"

-wim
10.11.11

68976

matteos matt 
by wim ruttenmatteos matt
"Matteo is the new family baby, Evelyne is his mother and my stepdaughter in semi-law. You met her in London last year, and she made me sogokuru, that is the socialy granddad in kenya-rwanda. I had a bit of influence on the baby's name, hence the Matteo. He is named after my middle name, being the first name of my great-granddad. Evelyne's dad was killed in the genocide in Rwanda and she considers me as the blackest man of the white family, to honour her unfortunate dad."

-wim
10.11.11

68975

Matt from the dark ages 
by Vogon3Matt from the dark ages
"I felt you meant the pi,kish thing, I have been dreaming about giant nipples since my first days of memory, perhaps because I have been raised on cow milk, coming from the same animal, as my mother gave birth to me in a period when breast feeding was not popular."

-wim
10.11.11

68974

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