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Rainyday 
by wim ruttenRainyday
"how is kenny now, btw"

-wim
10.17.11

69057

just one with a rope 
by wim ruttenjust one with a rope
"jack the roper"

-wim
10.17.11

69056

big, smaller, small 
by wim ruttenbig, smaller, small
"as long as it is not voo it's phine"

-wim
10.17.11

69055

carine du cirque 
by wim ruttencarine du cirque
"skinny wim without the tree effect of age"

-wim
10.16.11

69054

separated 
by wim ruttenseparated
"people never move their own mats in a separation"

-wim
10.16.11

69053

embryo 
by wim ruttenembryo
"and yes, they are on google "cramignons eben" not cramignons emael, because that is another village"

-wim
10.16.11

69052

pushing wheels 
by wim ruttenpushing wheels
"pushing les cramignons sort of. we just burned les cramignons, i.e. the red ones did, with a bonfire of hay, the blue ones have a big fireworl later tonight. I wonder if it is googleble cramignons"

-wim
10.16.11

69051

american touch 
by wim ruttenamerican touch
"she replied "stand by me" thinking oo a cup of coffe and an american actot playning in ER or so, I forgot, Boy George Groovey or something"

-wim
10.16.11

69050

no thank you 
by wim ruttenno thank you
"as christine pointed out, women mensturate. Deal with it. About men sturate omnibus lex,we tried to find out today the difference between an antonomasia end an anthroponyme. and we did not come to a final conclusion"

-wim
10.16.11

69049

Stained 
by Smart SetStained
"every dodo owner had to do to, but look what happened to the dodo"

-wim
10.16.11

69048

Stained 
by Smart SetStained
"Every dog owner, has to have a doggysh*tbag when they're walking, and have to clean up the dog sh*t, but there is not enough control."

-Jaak Graaf van Stokkem
10.16.11

69047

tribute to dirty steve 
by wim ruttentribute to dirty steve
"HEY STEVE, WHOTSAPPENING? WEARARU?"

-wim
10.16.11

69046

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