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Squashed - 06.18.05
submitter: Nancy Dumpling
location:Bedminster, Bristol
As if the bin man will take this away.....do people really think that if they try and hide it with rubbish, they won't notice?
category:Tainted
comments:12
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wim commented on 07.20.05
to me it is binless, but sacky

Nancy Dumpling commented on 07.19.05
Mum has just told me she's put one of my previously discovered (and submitted!) matts on today! Def. eurgghh on mint choc!!!

Smart Set commented on 07.19.05
Mmmm...mint choc chipolata... Hey, wait a minute...eurgghh!

Nancy Dumpling commented on 07.19.05
What a great word that is, SS! Chipolata, Chipolata, Chipolata.....

Smart Set commented on 07.19.05
I had hoped we weren't gonna use the C-word, but, yes, it was a chipolata.

Nancy Dumpling commented on 07.19.05
Weiner?

Nancy Dumpling commented on 07.19.05
Chipolata?

Smart Set commented on 07.19.05
I think it was probably a British pork sausage.

Chaf commented on 07.19.05
Was it Italian or Polish?

Smart Set commented on 07.19.05
True as I'm sitting here, ND. You know, size doesn't matter, ND; let's just say it was not a big banger.

Nancy Dumpling commented on 07.19.05
Is that true??!!! How small?

Smart Set commented on 07.19.05
I was a binman once, and I think I would have noticed. I once emptied a dustbin that contained nothing but a small sausage.