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Two keep matts company - 06.07.03
submitter: Salinger
location:Woodhouse Road, Friern Barnet, London
if you put two singles people together you get a couple but if you put two single matts together you get a double. why is that?
category:Seen Worse
comments:8
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wim commented on 09.17.08
good banking

Frank commented on 06.10.03
or
Wall Street and Internet made a bubble

brian commented on 06.10.03
haha... great lines, ppl!!!

Rebecca commented on 06.10.03
If you want stars, go see Hubble.

Rotten Scalyfish commented on 06.10.03
AH HA! More Mattress Poetry!!! YES!

Simon Stevin commented on 06.10.03
two single make a couple
two mattresses make a double
blair and bush make trouble
water and soap make a buble

Salinger commented on 06.09.03
don't forget the Spanish. They tried very hard to seem important during the conflict.

Frank commented on 06.09.03
And if you Bush and Blair together, you get trouble! Why is that?