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Silence of the Mattress - 02.16.06
submitter: Donavon
location:Abilene, Tx
"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It places the lotion in the basket. Put the $%#@*&^ lotion in the basket!"
And then the skin gets stuffed into a dog kennel, and stuck out in the alley.

Sounds like movie gold!
category:Tainted
comments:2
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wim commented on 10.16.10
I have a new cat like that, just a pile of rug

Smart Set commented on 02.28.06
Beemer looks mean, moody and mattnificent.