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Ext. - 11.29.05
submitter: Rebecca
location:Santa Cruz, CA
In the parking lot of the apartment of my first boyfriend, who I met when I was 16 and crying in an ice cream parlor, this mattress seems to turn the world topsy turvy.
category:Seen Worse
comments:18
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wim commented on 12.05.10
ext. has super strenght, I remember all of my first kisses

Chaf commented on 11.30.05
No, but she had souper strength.

Smart Set commented on 11.30.05
Was she stocky?

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
You're pretty funny yourself, Chaf. I'm busy at work so I don't have time to be very clever.

Chaf commented on 11.30.05
No I think she fell in love with a guy named Stew...it was poultry emotion.

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
Did she ever mention knowing a guy named Ron?

Chaf commented on 11.30.05
I knew a girl named Chicken Patty ...she smelt like poultry seasoning...

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
So far he tells me he's not. Maybe he needs to look for a poultry seasoning girl.

Smart Set commented on 11.30.05
I wonder if he'll be happy the rest of his life with a cinnamon girl.

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
I really couldn't drink it but I pretended not to notice. I was too young to know how to mention it, even though it was awful. I don't even like cinnamon in my coffee, much less parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

Smart Set commented on 11.30.05
I bet it tasted fowl...

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
It probably was...I remember he made me coffee and put poultry seasoning in it instead of cinnamon by mistake.

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
I see...I think here we say, "Your room is a pigsty."

Smart Set commented on 11.30.05
I was punning on "tip", as in Tidy up! Your room is a tip!"

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
Okay well it's the end of a building, it's the only building really in view, and it was the site of *my first kiss*.

Smart Set commented on 11.30.05
Can't see whether it's a tip from this distance.

Rebecca commented on 11.30.05
No but I did locate him a couple of years ago. I found out he's living in Washington state, still as opinionated as he ever was. See that tip of a building there at the left? That's the apartment where he lived.

FOD40UK commented on 11.30.05
And you're still stalking him all these years later?